TIME TO DEEP-SIX FEDERAL DEATH TAXJune 11, 2000 | Detroit Free PressFirst you earn a dollar.Then it gets taxed.It gets taxed by the federal government, the state government, city ...Read More
FORGET JORDAN! NBA FINDS ITS GLAMOUR TEAMJune 9, 2000 | Detroit Free PressTO: David Stern, NBA CommissionerRE: Fan InterestDear Dave,Your worries are over.Remember all that hand wringing ...Read More
WEB PORN LEAVES GUYS YELLING ‘GAK’June 4, 2000 | Detroit Free PressWhen the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's ...Gak.Yes. Gak. The latest word in love. Well. Not ...Read More
TEENAGE DIVAS … TEENAGE ANGSTMay 21, 2000 | Detroit Free PressFirst of all, I can't tell them apart. Britney. Christina. Jessica. Mandy. I'm not talking faces. Who's looking at ...Read More
SHANAHAN’S QUESTION MAY GO UNANSWEREDMay 9, 2000 | Detroit Free PressTHEY showered in silence. They dressed in silence. Brendan Shanahan dressed faster than most. He was on fire, ...Read More
HOW AMERICAN HELPED RUSSIAN IN SPACE RACEMay 3, 2000 | Detroit Free PressHIS FIRST NAME is Doug and his last name is Brown and I don't care if you give him a beret, a goatee, a book of ...Read More
STORY OF ELIAN IS ONE OF HYPOCRISYApril 30, 2000 | Detroit Free PressIf 6-year-old Elian Gonzalez were going to school these days, his first question would be, "Teacher, what's a ...Read More
WHO WANTS TO BEAT THOSE DREADED AVS?April 27, 2000 | Detroit Free PressREGIS: Welcome to the show, folks. It's time to play "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." And our first contestant is ...Read More