![PARIS HILTON, EX-CON, LIKELY WILL BE WORSE](https://www.mitchalbom.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/1000px-Detroit_Free_Press_Logo_svg1.png)
I'm less concerned about Paris Hilton going to jail than I am about her getting out. When she gets out, the fawning over her will be even worse, multiplied by the fact that - unlike most moments in her vapid life - there is actually something to talk about. Listen. You can hear it already: