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PARISH OUSTED AS BATTLE SHIFTS TO SILVERDOME GAME 6: PASSION VS. PRIDE

PARISH OUSTED AS BATTLE SHIFTS TO SILVERDOME GAME 6: PASSION VS. PRIDE

What was once a series has become a war. Every basket for a purpose now. Every rebound for a cause. The innocence of these play-off games has come crashing down like a piano from a 10th- floor window, and you need only visit any sports bar in this country today to know what we are talking about.Detroit-Boston.Game 6.Look out."Lemme tell you something," someone will say about this NBA Eastern Conference play-off game (at 9 tonight at the Silverdome). "Those Pistons really showed me something. They're a hell of a team. They're gonna win this thing."
PARISH OUSTED AS BATTLE SHIFTS TO SILVERDOME GAME 6: PASSION VS. PRIDE

PARISH OUSTED AS BATTLE SHIFTS TO SILVERDOME GAME 6: PASSION VS. PRIDE

What was once a series has become a war. Every basket for a purpose now. Every rebound for a cause. The innocence of these play-off games has come crashing down like a piano from a 10th- floor window, and you need only visit any sports bar in this country today to know what we are talking about.Detroit-Boston.Game 6.Look out."Lemme tell you something," someone will say about this NBA Eastern Conference play-off game (at 9 tonight at the Silverdome). "Those Pistons really showed me something. They're a hell of a team. They're gonna win this thing."
WOLVERINES OR SPARTANS? UM, AH . . . GO COLUMBIA!

WOLVERINES OR SPARTANS? UM, AH . . . GO COLUMBIA!

"Michigan," I whisper."YOU JERK!""But--""HOW CAN YOU BE FOR MICHIGAN? DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT MICHIGAN? THEY CHOKE! THEY BLOW IT! THEY EAT SOUP ON PLATES BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID OF BOWLS! MICHIGAN? WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF HIPPIE FREAK? YOU---""Michigan State?" I whisper."DIRT BAG!""But I-- dirt bag?"HOW CAN YOU BE FOR MICHIGAN STATE? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO MICHIGAN STATE?THEY MAJOR IN BEER! THEY STUDY EARTH SCIENCE! WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT MOO U.? DUH-UHHH! MOOOO! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME DUMB JOCK? MOOO!"
WOLVERINES OR SPARTANS? UM, AH . . . GO COLUMBIA!

WOLVERINES OR SPARTANS? UM, AH . . . GO COLUMBIA!

"Michigan," I whisper."YOU JERK!""But--""HOW CAN YOU BE FOR MICHIGAN? DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT MICHIGAN? THEY CHOKE! THEY BLOW IT! THEY EAT SOUP ON PLATES BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID OF BOWLS! MICHIGAN? WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF HIPPIE FREAK? YOU---""Michigan State?" I whisper."DIRT BAG!""But I-- dirt bag?"HOW CAN YOU BE FOR MICHIGAN STATE? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO MICHIGAN STATE?THEY MAJOR IN BEER! THEY STUDY EARTH SCIENCE! WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT MOO U.? DUH-UHHH! MOOOO! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME DUMB JOCK? MOOO!"

Mitch Albom writes about running an orphanage in impoverished Port-au-Prince, Haiti, his kids, their hardships, laughs and challenges, and the life lessons he’s learned there every day.

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