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OL’ VINCE IS A SCAB AMONG SCABS

OL’ VINCE IS A SCAB AMONG SCABS

I must be honest. I do not enjoy picking scabs. Usually they bleed, and then you have to get a Band-Aid. So, to avoid what I consider an unpleasant and unfair labor task, I have gone on strike.Yes. On strike. Hey. If the NFL players can do it, so can I. This week's predictions column of these so-called "scab games" is being written instead by my stand-in, a very capable stand- in, I might add. His name is Vince. Say hello, Vince. Vince says hello. Actually he just sort of grunted.Let me tell you about Vince.
WEATHER GUY’S ANSWER WAS BLOWING IN THE WIND

WEATHER GUY’S ANSWER WAS BLOWING IN THE WIND

FREMANTLE, Australia -- A steady rain was falling by the time the skinny guy came out of the boat shed. He was dressed in a T- shirt and khaki shorts, and he poked his glasses back up his nose. All around him, the burly crew members of Stars & Stripes were shaking each others' hands and picking a restaurant for dinner -- a victory dinner, thank you, for they had just won the first race of the America's Cup final, against Kookaburra III, in the weirdest weather anyone could imagine.Anyone but their weather man."Not bad," someone said to Chris Bedford.
SHOWDOWN IN EAST LOOKS LIKE A GHOST TOWN IN WEST

SHOWDOWN IN EAST LOOKS LIKE A GHOST TOWN IN WEST

I am very ready. I have my Tigers cap and my Tigers glove and my oversized T-shirt that says YANKEES GO HOME! across the front. I am sitting outside Tiger Stadium, making tiger noises. I am prepared for war. I am very ready. "GOT YOUR TICKETS?" I yell to a passerby."Huh?" he says."You should have planned ahead," I say.I have my tickets. Had them since April. Even back then, everybody knew this Tigers-Yankees series in September would determine the AL East. Didn't we all circle it on the calendar? Didn't we?"GIBSON VS. GUIDRY!" I yell.
NOTHING IS FOREVER, BUT SNEPSTS ENDURES

NOTHING IS FOREVER, BUT SNEPSTS ENDURES

The man was hunched over the bar, his back to the crowd. A blond woman kept coming up to him. He would smile, then look down at his glass, until finally she went away."You know who he is," someone said."Who?" "That guy. That's Harold Snepsts."I looked again. It was Harold Snepsts. This was last summer, a week or so after hockey season ended. I walked over.I said, "Hey."He looked up wearily. Then, upon recognizing a familiar face, he smiled."Did you hear the news?" he asked."What news?"
UNDERDOGS TAKE A BITE OUT OF GOLIATH

UNDERDOGS TAKE A BITE OUT OF GOLIATH

Zip a dee doo dah, zip a dee ay.My, my, my, what a wonderful day.Burn those gee-tars. Torch those pickup trucks. Melt those Willie Nelson albums into a ball of hot wax, and mold it into a Lion.A roaring Lion.Detroit 26, Dallas 21.Wow.Hot damn.Sounds so good, I'm gonna say it again.Detroit 26, Dallas 21.Like gunning down Billy The Kid. Like knocking out Muhammad Ali. One punch. Like taking on the IRS and finding out they made the mistake.
MOOKZI OOZMASH . . . OOH! PLEASE DON’T BUST MY HEAD

MOOKZI OOZMASH . . . OOH! PLEASE DON’T BUST MY HEAD

MOSCOW -- So there I was, racing through downtown Moscow in an illegal car, with a frantic U.S. wrestler in the backseat, and a frantic Russian translator in the front, and visions of a quick death dancing in my head.But let's back up a minute. . . . As some of you know, I do a morning sports radio bit on WLLZ (98.7-FM). And on Monday, I had this idea. Why not get Andre Metzger -- a Grand Rapids native, and one of America's best amateur wrestlers -- to talk live from Moscow?
ALGEBRA – WITH AN OCEAN VIEW

ALGEBRA – WITH AN OCEAN VIEW

PALOS VERDES, Calif. -- I am walking past the cliffs that drop into the Pacific Ocean. I am walking past the Corvettes and the BMWs and a dark blue Mercedes. I am walking past the tennis courts and the long turquoise pool.I am visiting Bill Laimbeer's old high school.High school?"Do people really go to class here?" I ask Laimbeer's former coach, John Mihaljevich, 52, who greets me dressed in a red windbreaker, sunglasses, shorts and a deep tan. "Do they actually study, you know, math and science and all that?""Oh, yeah," he says. "All that."

Mitch Albom writes about running an orphanage in impoverished Port-au-Prince, Haiti, his kids, their hardships, laughs and challenges, and the life lessons he’s learned there every day.

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