Detroit Free Press

They say there are nine planets in the solar system. But that is not true. There is a 10th.The Apple Store.On this planet, no one has a job or anyplace to go. They simply drift all day in an endless swirl of new products, most of them white. You need no food, no water. You can stay there for years with your mouth hanging open.Some have gone and never returned, forgetting they have a family, a house or other clothes to wear. They spend the rest of their lives lifting a MacBook Air and yelling, "Feel how light this is!"

Stephen HendersonExplaining monstrous evil to our kids. 21A Tom WalshGM kept America rolling after attacks. 1B Rochelle RileyBefore war, politics, put children first. 22A More voices, Mike Thompson. 22-28A43 WTC beams help Mich. remember. 8A At freep.com/911 storiesWhere were you on Sept. 11, 2001? Share your story - and read others - on our interactive map.