What’s this I hear about Elon Musk buying Twitter? #CONFUSED
Yeah. He wants to buy it and take it private. #CAPITALISM
Can he do that? #NEVERSTUDIEDECONOMICS
He can if they let him. But Twitter doesn’t want him to take over. They’re fighting back. They’re afraid he’s going to change things by elim —
— Sorry. Went over 140 characters. Afraid he’s going to change things by eliminating oversight of content. #FREESPEECH
Who cares? Spartans rule! #GOGREEN
Typical Sparty idiotic post. #GOBLUE
Does your mother know you’re still in her basement? #GOGREEN
Joke’s on you. I’m in YOUR mother’s basement. #GOBLUE
Wait. I don’t get it. If Musk buys Twitter, how would he change it? #WORRIED
Nobody knows. He doesn’t like the way Twitter shuts down certain voices. #DEMOCRACY
Who has Twitter shut down besides Donald Trump? #HEDESERVEDIT
Are you kidding? Courtney Love, Jared Fogle, Al Jazeera, Roger Stone, congressmen, businessmen, comedians, Fox News Hosts. #LONGLIST
I wish they’d shut Lebron down. #GOCLIPPERS
Too bad for you. @KingJames #IREADEVERYTHING
So if Musk buys Twitter, then nobody will be censored? #GETYOURDIRTYWORDSREADY
Nobody knows. He’s a weird dude. #MISTRUST
I heard that. @elonmusk. #MY1STTARGET
I wish to formally apologize to Mr. Musk if I said or did anything that might have offended. I will take some time to work on myself. #IDRIVEATESLA
Can anyone come up with some suggestions for Musk if he succeeds at getting Twitter? #WECANBEBETTER
Yeah. Here’s one. Make everyone sign in with their real name and real photo. #TRANSPARENCY
Great idea. Then people won’t be so quick to attack. #HUMANITY
Will never happen. @mightymouth74
BTW, mightymouth74 is my real name.
BTW, LOL, IMO. #INAHURRY
I hear Musk is offering $43 billion in cash. #IMPRESSED
It’s obscene to have that much money. #SOCIALIST
Why so bitter? He earned it. #FREEMARKET
Actually, he didn’t. His stock is way overvalued. He hypes it up to stay rich. He’s got a history of questionable moves. #DONTTRUSTTHEMAN
I heard that, too. @elonmusk #MY2NDTARGET
Questionable moves? You mean like Jim Harbaugh talking to the Vikings? #SPARTY675
You mean like MSU giving $95 million to Mel Tucker? #BLUEFOREVER
Jealous much? Wolver-babies won’t win 3 games this year. #SPARTY675
Big Ten Champs! Suck it! #BLUEFOREVER
MSU 37, UM 33. Suck it! #SPARTY675
Stay on topic! #MODERATE
Yeah. Musk to the rescue! Twitter hates conservatives. And Jack Dorsey looks like he sells lettuce wraps at art fairs. #FOXNEWS
THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED.
Aren’t we just trading one form of control for another? #LIBERTY
Exactly. Great post. #AGREE
Great post back. #LIBERTY
No. Your post was better. #AGREE
Want to meet for coffee? #LIBERTY
Creepy. @thebachelor
So I’m still confused. Musk wants Twitter. Twitter doesn’t want him. He may get it anyway? Or they might block him? #MYHEADHURTS
Capitalism, baby. #UNEMPLOYED
Does anyone really care who owns Twitter, as long as we can keep tweeting? #NOBIGDEAL
Great point! #AGREE
Said it all! #AGREE2
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EVERYBODY! LISTEN UP! The reason I @elonmusk want to buy Twitter is simple. I want to shut it down. I can’t stand the noise. I can’t concentrate. I will spend $43 billion just —
— to get some peace and quiet back. With that time, I will invent a faster rocket to Mars, where we will all be living pretty soon. So please —
— get out of my way and let me rule the planet, as destiny has determined. Understood? #EARTHISMINE
Hmm. @kingjames
Mike dropped. @CNN
I object… @markzuckerberg
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